picnic hard or go home

after a delicious day of fruit kebabs, cheese, dip, about 4 hot chips with gravy and what felt like an endless supply of carbonated fruity wine thanks to Andy refilling my cup i got home

1. was asked why i was paying so much attention to my pet puppy,
2. walked a letter not to my neighbours front door but to their letter box because god forbid i talk to them
3. passed out on the couch facing the backrest with a cute movie on the television.

i woke two hours later to a splitting headache and the football on the television and am now listening to the soundtrack from Grey’s Anatomy two.